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| Nunya Bidnis (nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com) |
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From: "Nunya Bidnis" <nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com>
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Date: Thu, 06 Oct 2005 10:53:33 GMT
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Oh well, at least I try... :-(
"Sweetness" <sweetchixorHATESSPAMMY@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:4344566c$0$6316$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com...
> Bein' Catholic, I thot it was hilariously funny the first couple times I
> read
> it.
> Sorry Nunya, butt this won *haz* made the roundz...
>
>
> --
> Sweetness...
> Don't cross on a red and never dial an ex while drinking! .. :o)
>
> "Nunya Bidnis" <nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com> wrote in message
> news:E%y0f.99693$s83.56464@fe08.news.easynews.com...
> : Hmmm... I guess nobody else thought it was funny... :-(
> :
> :
> : "Nunya Bidnis" <nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com> wrote in message
> : news:iUg0f.75460$%y6.63091@fe09.news.easynews.com...
> : >A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at
> work.
> : >
> : > Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
> : >
> : > Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the
> closet
> : > with the little boy.
> : >
> : > The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> : > The man says, "Yes it is."
> : > Boy- "I have a baseball."
> : > Man- "That's nice."
> : > Boy- "Want to buy it?"
> : > Man- "No, thanks."
> : > Boy- "My dad's outside."
> : > Man- "OK, how much?"
> : > Boy- "$250."
> : >
> : > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
> lover
> : > are in the closet together.
> : >
> : > Boy- "Dark in here."
> : > Man- "Yes, it is."
> : > Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
> : > The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
> : > Boy- "$750."
> : > Man- "Fine."
> : >
> : > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's
> go
> : > outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
> : >
> : > The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
> : >
> : > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> : >
> : > The son says "$1,000."
> : >
> : > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
> that.
> : >
> : > That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
> : > church and make you confess."
> : >
> : > They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
> : > confession booth and he closes the door.
> : >
> : > The boy says, "Dark in here."
> : >
> : > The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
> : >
> : >
> : >
> : >
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