"lightnin" <nunyabidness> wrote in message
news:Xns967FACAD7D05Flightninharbornetcom@216.196.97.131...
> Subject: Fw: The evil chain letter
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>> Hello, my name is Kathy and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding
>> fifty billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
>> believe that if you send them on, a poor 6 year-old girl in Wagga
>> with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to
>> have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling
>> freak show.
>>
>> Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
>> everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
>> "Ooooh, lookie here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
>> I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
>>
>> What a bunch of bullshit.
>>
>> Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
>> sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
>> started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget
>> pilgrims on the Mayflower.
>>
>> Fuck 'em.
>>
>> If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
>> mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to ten of your closest
>> friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
>> somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about
>> 90 times.
>>
>> I don't fucking care.
>>
>> Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
>> contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our
>> own unpopularity. The point being.....If you get some chain letter
>> that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of
>> your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
>>
>> Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
>> Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead
>> elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the five cents per
>> letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
>>
>> Now.....forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
>> morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your
>> genitals.
>>
>> Have a nice day.
>>
>> P.S. Send me 15 bucks.
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> P.P.S.S. ..... thought I'd post this to a newsgroup where TONS of people
> would see it and maybe pass it along....
>
>
> lightnin
Stupid is and stupid does!
F Gump
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