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Subject: Re: Antony and Cleopatra - dramatic monologue for a man.
From: WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
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Date: Wed, 01 Nov 2006 17:31:38 GMT
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Morpheus <Morpheus@Deamland.org> wrote in
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> On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:01:07 -0800, WingedMessenger wrote
> (in article <Xns986D47629A300Olympusorg@140.99.99.130>):
>
>>>> darkshadows:: wrote in
>>>> news:9lsck2hmsthq0v91sp6pngbgabek4bq7p7@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 16:04:17 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> darkshadows:: wrote in news:l87ck2p9lbqvv33lgsbu03nur5pl7gi0bh@
>> 4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
>>>>>
>>>>> A monologue from the play by William Shakespeare
>>>>>
>>>>> ANTONY: All is lost!
>>>>> This foul Egyptian hath betrayed me:
>>>>> My fleet hath yielded to the foe, and yonder
>>>>> They cast their caps up and carouse together
>>>>> Like friends long lost. Triple-turned whore! 'tis thou
>>>>> Has sold me to this novice, and my heart
>>>>> Makes only wars on thee. Bid them all fly;
>>>>> For when I am revenged upon my charm,
>>>>> I have done all. Bid them all fly, begone.
>>>>> O sun, thy uprise shall I see no more.
>>>>> Fortune and Antony part here, even here
>>>>> Do we shake hands. All come to this? The hearts
>>>>> That spanieled me at heels, to whom I gave
>>>>> Their wishes, do discandy, melt their sweets
>>>>> On blossoming Caesar; and this pine is barked,
>>>>> That overtopped them all. Betrayed I am.
>>>>> O this false soul of Egypt! this grave charm,
>>>>> Whose eye becked forth my wars, and called them home,
>>>>> Whose bosom was my crownet, my chief end,
>>>>> Like a right gypsy hath at fast and loose
>>>>> Beguiled me to the very heart of loss.
>>>>> What, Eros, Eros! [Enter Cleopatra.] Ah, thou spell! Avaunt!
>>>>> Vanish, or I shall give thee thy deserving
>>>>> And blemish Caesar's triumph. Let him take thee
>>>>> And hoist thee up to the shouting plebeians;
>>>>> Follow his chariot, like the greatest spot
>>>>> Of all thy sex. Most monster-like be shown
>>>>> For poor'st diminitives, for dolts, and let
>>>>> Patient Octavia plough thy visage up
>>>>> If it be well to live; but better 'twere
>>>>> Thou fell'st into my fury, for one death
>>>>> Might have prevented many. Eros, ho!
>>>>> The shirt of Nessus is upon me; teach me,
>>>>> Alcides, thou mine ancestor, thy rage.
>>>>> Let me lodge Lichas on the horns o' th' moon
>>>>> And with those hands that grasped the heaviest club
>>>>> Subdue my worthiest self. The witch shall die.
>>>>> To the young Roman boy she hath sold me, and I fall
>>>>> Under his plot: she dies for 't. Eros, ho!
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> OK clever undies LOL now do it in Hieros. LOL
>>>>
>>>> Mercury.
>>>
>>>
>>> I'll have it ready in Hieros when your pyramid is finished.
>>>
>>> darkshadows
>>>
>>>
>>> P.S.: quiet in here. I guess Mephi deserted his post here.
>>> I plan to post a series of these monologues. This is the third one
>>> so far.
>>>
>>
>> Could be Mephi is busy washing his Santa costume for the coming
>> christmas.
>>
>> Mercury.
>
> Was it stained from last year?
>
>
Rumour hath it that a number of small people, having been treated to far
too much ice cream, didst make a mess upon the aforementioned garment,
thereby causing Mephi to play Santa dressed in a red elfs outfit, and
thereby causing much dismay amongst the younger generation as to why
Santa was sat bare legged with knobbly knees, on which the sitting upon
was not comfortable for small posteriors.
Mercury.
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