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Subject: Re: Murphy, Johnson and Goldstien
From: "::darkshadows::" <not@here.net>
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Ghost <Ghosts@aredead.did> wrote in news:300920061757435611%
Ghosts@aredead.did:
> A rabbi, a minister, and a priest are playing poker when the police
> raid the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officer says,
> "Father Murphy, were you gambling?"
>
> Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispers, "Lord, forgive me for
> what I am about to do." He then says to the police officer, "No,
> officer; I was not gambling."
>
> The officer then asks the minister, "Pastor Johnson, were you
> gambling?"
>
> After an appeal to heaven, the minister replies, "No, officer; I was
> not gambling."
>
> Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asks, "Rabbi Goldstein, were
> you gambling?"
>
> Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replies, "With whom?"
>
Good one ghost! LOL
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