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Date: Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:53:40 GMT
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Birds And Bees
Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the
bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong. "Oh dad," Little
Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven
I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the
'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-
ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"
L.S.
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