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Date: Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:53:39 GMT
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Father's Advice
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty
hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father
answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have
a seat?" he says.
"That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning
to do.
Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or
a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all
the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby
so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw
all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening
was beginning to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and
announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation,
Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door
behind her, and screams at her father, "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE
TWIST!!!"
L.S.
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