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Subject: Going To The Toilet
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Date: Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:10:29 GMT
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Going To The Toilet
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children,
the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family
and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you
say to her?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a
minute."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet''
during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to
go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce
to you after dinner. "
Lil Stinker
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