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Subject: A couple had been married for 50 years
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A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast
table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think,
honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "50 years ago
we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man
said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds!" "Well..." his wife
snickered, "What do you say ... should we get naked?" The old man nodded, and
the two of them took all their clothes off and sat back down at the table.
"You know, honey," the old lady whispered breathlessly, "My nipples are as
hot for you today as they were 50 years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised,"
replied her husband. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"
Lil Stinker
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