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Date: Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:01:41 GMT
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Train Conductor
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now... because this is the last stop! And all of
you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train
cause we're going down the tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, " We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and
you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play
with your train...but I want you to use nice language!
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. ! Soon the train stopped and the mother heard
her son say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of your
belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one.
We hope you will ride with us again soon!
She heard her little darling continue..." for those of you just
boarding,
remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us.
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in
the kitchen."
--
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
Rolex
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