"Rolex" <Rolex@webmaster.com> wrote in
news:yG8xf.208783$Fb2.57890@fe03.news.easynews.com:
> A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
>
> "WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???"
> "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard
> that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy."
> All the children rush to find seats.
> "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up.
> I'll need all your children's names."
> "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?"
> "Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
> The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one,
> through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is
> introduced
> to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right," says the
> caseworker.
> "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"
> Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time
> to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'
> An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all
> comes a runnin.'
> An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just
> yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had,
> namin' them all Leroy."
> The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
> forehead and says
> tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the
> whole bunch?"
> "I call them by their last names.
>
> "May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
> Rolex
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Or as we know....when they are in trouble.....the dreaded middle name. :)
Lil Stinker
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