Made in Heaven
There was a young couple who died in an accident just before
they were to get married. When they got to heaven, they asked St.
Peter if they could be married in heaven and St. Peter said, "You'll
have to come back in five years."
After five years had passed, they came back to St. Peter and
repeated their request to get married -- to which St. Peter again
said, "You'll have to come back in five years."
The couple waited another five years and came back... at which
time St. Peter arranged for a preacher to do their marriage and they
lived happily for a few years until they decided they had made a
mistake in getting married. So they went back to St. Peter to see
about a divorce.
St. Peter groaned, "It took me 10 years to find a minister here
in heaven, and now you want a LAWYER???
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"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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