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Date: Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:32:38 -0500
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Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but are real easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along. The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the
top of the tree.
Now, men.... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of
them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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