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Date: Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:03:21 -0500
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Pregnant Blonde
The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in
the driveway
jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly
but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down
along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and
down, told me that
she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
"That's great I couldn't
be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There's more!"
I asked, "What do you mean there's more."
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have
TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
her how she knew.
She said.... "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and
they actually had a home
pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!"
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