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Date: Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:02:43 -0500
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Golf Addict
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a
confession to make that I
should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our
relationship.
"What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly.
"I'm a golf fanatic," he said. "I think about golf constantly. I'll be
out on the golf course every
weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get. If it comes to a
choice between your
wishes and golf, golf will always win."
His new bride pondered this for a moment and said, "I thank you for
your honesty. Now in
the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed
something about my own
past that you should know about. The truth is, I'm a hooker."
"No problem," said her husband, "Just widen your stance a little, and
overlap your grip, and
that should clear it right up."
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