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2009/06/08 22:05 |
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Underwear
One evening, while thinking I was being funny, I said to my wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take an inch or 2
off of your butt!"!
My wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such
a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning I took a pair of underwear out of my drawer. "What is
this?" I said to myself as a little dust cloud appeared when I shook
them out.
"Connie", I hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"
She replied..... "It's not talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow!"
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