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Black Eye
An undertaker comes home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?"asks his wife.
"I had a terrible day," replies the undertaker.
"I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.
When I got there,the manager said they couldn't get him into a body
bag because he
had this huge erection.Anyway, I find the room and, sure enough,
there's this big, naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.
So I did what I always do; I grabbed it with both hands and tried to
snap it in half."
"I see," says his wife."But how did you get the black eye?"
The undertaker replies, "Wrong room."
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