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A pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
Praise for answered prayers.
A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise: Two
months ago my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his
Scrotum was smashed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't
know If they could help him."
She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every
move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a
delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed
remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in
place."
The men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably.
She continued, "Now Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say
that, with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked
if anyone else had anything to say.
A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, "Good morning, I'm Jim
and I want to tell my wife ONCE AGAIN that the word is STERNUM."
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