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2009/06/05 02:25 |
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Subject: Not Friday
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Date: Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:25:29 -0500
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Not Friday
The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The
counselor asks them what the problem is, and the wife goes into a
tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years
they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the
woman, kisses her passionately, rips off her clothes and makes mad
passionate love to her. Needless to say, the woman shuts up and sits
quietly with a very satisfied daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here
on Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I play golf."
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