On 05 Jan 2006 02:56:40 GMT, "Lil Stinker NP-g07"
<anywhere@uwant2.com> wrote:
>
>Dinner Time
>Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what
>"shit" meant.
>
>Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".
>
>Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.
>
>Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".
>
>Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means
>"getting dressed".
>
>That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just
>finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.
>
>He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on
>the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".
>
>
>Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what
>"shit" meant.
>
>Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".
>
>Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.
>
>Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".
>
>Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means
>"getting dressed".
>
>That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just
>finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.
>
>He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on
>the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".
just in case anyone is suffering from really short term memory loss...
F.
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