| Senior's Breakfast Special |
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2009/05/31 00:06 |
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Subject: Senior's Breakfast Special
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Date: Sun, 31 May 2009 01:06:46 -0500
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Senior's Breakfast Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was
two eggs, bacon, hash browns & toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then, I'll have to charge you two dollars & forty-nine cents because
you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked
incredulously.
"Yes!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.
******This would be a whole hell of a lot funnier if it were not so
true!******
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