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Lumberjack
A saw mill advertises for a timber worker. A skinny little bloke shows
up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head timber worker
takes one look at the puny bloke and tells him to get lost.
"Give me a chance to show you what I can do," says the little guy.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" says the foreman. "Take
your axe and cut it down."
The little bloke heads for the tree and in five minutes he's knocking
on the foreman's door. "I cut the tree down," says the bloke.
The foreman can't believe his eyes and says,"Where did you learn to
chop down trees like that?"
"In the Great Australian Forest," says the little fella.
"You mean the Great Australian Desert," says the foreman.
"Sure! That's what they call it now!"
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