Eve's Side of the Story
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" enquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but
I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The
middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them
with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that
since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs,
eyes, ears, etc.......she felt that having only two breasts might
leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at
this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you
needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it
up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and
tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part.
You see all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow
has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will
immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see ..... where
did I put that useless tit?"
Now doesn't T H AT make more sense than that crap about the rib?
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