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Date: Tue, 26 May 2009 23:36:04 -0500
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One More Time
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is
pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig
that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and
makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature
and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an
Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but
I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter
for the rest of her life." "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will
bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a
beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my
legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If
twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if
there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."
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