What Father Does For A Living
Teacher asks the kids in spelling class to tell what their father does
for a living, and spell it. Bobber says, "My daddy's a baker. That's
b-a-k-e-r. He makes bread and lots of sweet goodies to eat."
Elmo says, "My daddy's a banker. That's b-a-n-k-e-r. He makes lots of
money, buys us lots of toys."
Tommy Tucker says, "My daddy's an electrician. That's e-l-a-k...uh,
e-l-e-x... uh..."
Teacher interrupts, saying, "That's okay, Tommy. Think about it and
we'll come back to you." Turning to Lil Stinker, she says, "You're
next, Stinker."
Lil Stinker says, "My daddy's a bookie. That's b-o-o-k-i-e, and I'll
lay you odds ten to one Tucker don't ever spell electrician."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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