| Some travel jokes..... |
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| ::darkshadows:: (bat@cave.org) |
2009/05/21 17:04 |
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Subject: Some travel jokes.....
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Date: Thu, 21 May 2009 18:04:31 -0500
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I'm staying in a nice hotel not too far from here. They even put me in
the honeymoon suite... I'm staying with a nice couple from Nebraska.
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I found this beautiful beach. It was right on the water.
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Whale watching -- that was fun. Captain even let me steer the ship. I
liked that. Wasn't crazy about sitting on his lap, but I did all
right.
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Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: It's too far to walk.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a bus?
A: A bus has the pricks on the inside.
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Two blondes wait at a bus stop.
A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and
asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
The other blonde leans inside and asks, "How about ME?"
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