| The Greatest Lies in the World |
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| ::darkshadows:: (bat@cave.org) |
2009/05/15 00:12 |
The Greatest Lies in the World
* The check's in the mail.
* I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
* I thought I already gave you that money I owed you.
* I promise I'll pay you back next Friday.
* I've never been this drunk before.
* I'll never get this drunk again.
* I've checked this Email out, and it's really not a hoax.
* Now we're even.
* I'm fine.
* We found and fixed the last bug!
* The software will ship on schedule.
* It was as simple as that.
* It's all your fault!
* I love you
* You don't need to use a condom; I'm on the Pill.
* I don't need to use a condom; I've had a vasectomy and tested
negative for STDs.
* A representative of the government says...
* We'll have the repairs on your car done by noon.
* Operator, my calling card number is...
* You look like you haven't aged a day.
* No, I don't think that outfit makes you look fat.
* This is what it will cost to repair your car.
* If elected, I promise...
* You're going to love working here.
* I don't know what you're talking about.
* Nine out of ten people surveyed said...
* Please hold, and a customer service representative will be with
you shortly.
* I'll only take a minute of your time.
* Our cellular phones will give you more freedom...
* 100% compatible with your existing equipment.
* !!Make Money Fast!!
* Lose all the weight you want!
* I'm being totally unbiased.
* I promise I'll pull out in time.
* With all due respect...
* For your convenience...
* In order to serve you better...
* I'm planning to get a divorce so I can marry you.
* I'll call you.
* I never meant to mislead you.
* My wife (husband) is okay with me seeing other people; s/he just
doesn't want to know about it.
* I'm not leaving you for him/her; I just need some space to think
things through.
* This will only hurt a little.
* This will hurt me more than it does you.
* I'm doing this for your own good.
* It's only for a little while...
* I didn't mean any harm.
* Oh well, no harm done...
* It was an accident.
* I didn't do it.
* I don't know who did it.
* We are experiencing a peak level of call volume...
* Free Adult XXX Web Site!!!
* No obligation!
* You may already be a winner!
* This product was made in an environmentally friendly manner.
* I know it's none of my business...
* I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but...
* This should be easy.
* To speak to a representative, press "9".
* It's nothing personal.
* This isn't partisan politics; it's for the good of the country.
* I'm not addicted; I can quit smoking any time I want.
* New and Improved!
* Trust me.
* That was special.
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