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Lil Stinker NP-g07 (anywhere@uwant2.com) 2006/01/02 10:57

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"Rolex" <Rolex@webmaster.com> wrote in news:racuf.91561$pJ3.36530
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> Some high school coaches went to a coaches' retreat. To
> save money, they had to room together.
>
> No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored
> so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them
> stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
>
> The first coach slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast
> the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all
> bloodshot.
>
> They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl
> snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
>
> The next night it was a different coach's turn. In the
> morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-
> shot.
>
> They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He
> said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all
> night."
>
> The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly
> ex-football player; a man's man.
>
> The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and
> bushy tailed.
>
> "Good morning."
>
> They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
>
> He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
> Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and
> watched me all night long."
>
>

Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.

LS

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