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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <lilstinker@stinkersrus.net>
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Subject: "Old Blue"
Date: Thu, 25 Aug 2005 20:55:19 -0500
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Johnny was going off to college. Before he left his dad wanted to have
a talk with him. "Son, before you head off to college I'd like you to
have the old Dodge truck. It's been a good running truck and will get
you around." Johnny says "Gee, thanks Dad." Dad continues, "and Son,
Why don't you take Old Blue. He's been a good dog, he'll keep you
company at college." Johnny thanks his Dad again and heads off to
college in the Dodge truck and Old Blue by his side. While at college
Johnny knocks up a girl and trys to think of a way to get some money.
So he calls home. "Hey Dad!"
"Johnny, how's the truck running?"
"Good Dad, Good."
"How's Old Blue?"
"He's Good, but the Professor here says for $400 he can teach old blue
to talk."
"Oh, Money's in the mail, Son." "Thanks Dad." So Johnny gets the girl
an abortion. And everything goes good for awhile then he knocks
another girl up. It worked once so he calls home again. "Hey Dad."
"Johnny, How's the Old Dodge running?"
"Good, Dad Good."
"How's Old Blue?"
"He's good, talking up a storm, but the Professor says he can teach
Old Blue to read." "Oh, Money's in the mail" "Thanks Dad." So again
Johnny takes the girl and gets an abortion. After Graduation Johnny
heads for home and he gets about 10 miles from his house and looks
over at Blue. "God, what am I gonna do. Here's Blue, he can't talk, he
can't read. He's dumber than a box of rocks." So Johnny took Blue out
in the woods and shot him. When Johnny walks in the door his Dad meets
him. "Johnny, How's that truck running?"
"Good Dad, Good."
"How's Old Blue?"
"Well, about Old Blue," Johnny wispers, "I was driving here and Blue
was reading his favorite paper, and he looked over at me and asked.
"So do you think Dad is still screwing the neighbor girl?"" Dad
looking astonished says,"OOOhhh, I hope you took him out and shot em."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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