Dangerous Light
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on
a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal:
"Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course,
sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course,
sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing
course!"
There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
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