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Subject: Stuck On An Island
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Date: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 21:56:45 -0500
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Stuck On An Island
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,
they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and
sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give
out 3 wishes, you may each have one" So the brunette goes first, "I
have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my
life - I just want to go home." POOF, she is gone. The redhead makes
her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too." POOF, she
is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks,
"What is the matter?" The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."
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