| Re: Seven kinds of sex |
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| ::darkshadows:: (bat@cave.org) |
2009/04/15 08:00 |
wrote:
>Seven Kinds Of Sex .
>
>The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
> This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
> and you both have sex until you are
>blue in the face.
>
>The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
> This is when you have been with your partner for a short time
> and you are so needy you will have
>sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
>
>The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
> This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
>Your sex has gotten routine and you
>usually have sex only in your bedroom..
>
>The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
> This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
>When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ..
>
>'F**k You.'
>
>The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
> Which means you get Nun in the morning,
>Nun in the afternoon and
>Nun at night. (Very Popular)
>
>The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
> This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more.
>She/he takes you to court and
>screws you in front of everyone.
>
>And . Last ... But not least ...
>
>The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
> You get a little each month.
> But not enough to enjoy your self.
Dare I ask....
Are you speaking from experience?
darkshadows
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