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Lucky Driver
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just
won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat
belt.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.
The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my
license."
His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when
he's drunk."
The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says,
"I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "Are we
over the border yet?"
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