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Walks Into a Bar... Quick Shots


A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as
fast as he can.

The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I
had."

The bartender asks, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

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