On 09 Apr 2009 13:59:43 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>ART.
>
>Why did the picture go to jail?
>Because it was framed.
>
>A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the
>memory.
>
>Modert Artist:-
>Someone who paints on a canvas, wipes it off with a cloth, and then sells
>the cloth.
>
>What is red and smells like blue paint?
>Red paint.
>
>Recently a man in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
>from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, and getting in and
>out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Renault
>ran out of fuel. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then
>make such an obvious error, he replied:-
>I had no monet to buy degas to make the Van Gogh.
>
>I painted her in oil as she had a face like a sardine.
>
>The best way to tell if a modern painting is finished is to touch it. If
>the paint is dry, it is.
>
>It is easy to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall it's a
>painting, if you can walk round it it's a sculpture.
>
>Mercury.
We definitely have different definitons of profound!
lol,
darkshadows
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