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ART.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the
memory.
Modert Artist:-
Someone who paints on a canvas, wipes it off with a cloth, and then sells
the cloth.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Recently a man in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, and getting in and
out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Renault
ran out of fuel. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then
make such an obvious error, he replied:-
I had no monet to buy degas to make the Van Gogh.
I painted her in oil as she had a face like a sardine.
The best way to tell if a modern painting is finished is to touch it. If
the paint is dry, it is.
It is easy to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall it's a
painting, if you can walk round it it's a sculpture.
Mercury.
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