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From: "::darkshadows::" <bat@cave.org>
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Subject: worms
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Date: Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:07:36 -0500
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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class
a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment
that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor first
putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about,
happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the
whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this
experiment?" the professor asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink
whiskey and you won't get worms!"
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