quickies
Q: Why do divorced men get married again?
A: Bad memory.
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Q. What is the definition of divorce?
A. The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a
week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and
companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. We also sleep in
separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in New York.
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Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A. Divorced
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