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| ::darkshadows:: (bat@cave.org) |
2009/04/01 23:13 |
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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Q: What are a married man's two greatest assets?
A: A closed mouth and an open wallet.
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My boyfriend dumped me --or rather -- I allowed him to set me
free. -- Darlene Hunt
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I broke up with my girlfriend. She moved in with another guy, and
I draw the line at that. -- Garry Shandling
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They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, so I figure that's
why my boyfriend moved. -- Christy Murphy
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I must admit, you brought religion in my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in
pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
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You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-wife.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
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If you want to end relationships I just say, "I want to marry you
so we can live together forever." Sometimes they leave skid marks. --
Rita Rudner
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than
to let her keep him.
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