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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Santa's Little Pills
Date: Wed, 21 Dec 2005 20:03:05 -0600
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Santa's Little Pills
A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she
wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa
then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give
them a try and then let him know how it's working.
So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's
Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next
day, she's running around thrilled and happy. "Oh, my God. I can't
believe how well that worked," she thinks to herself. That night she
puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two
hours. The next day, she's even more thrilled, so she dumps all the
pills in his food.
Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so Santa decides to
give her a call. A little boy answers the phone. Santa says, "Little
boy, is your mother home?"
"No, she's...who's this?" the little boy asks. "I'm a friend of your
mother's and I gave her some pills to help her out a couple of weeks
ago. Maybe you know how it's going?"
"That was you?!" the little boy says. "Let me tell you -- Mom's dead,
sister's pregnant, my ass hurts and Dad's in the attic going, 'Here
kitty, kitty, kitty.' "
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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