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Date: Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:32:34 -0500
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Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.
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Question: Why is divorce so expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it.
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"Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that
we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an asshole."
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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For Sale
Wedding dress, size 12.
Worn once by mistake.
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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.
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"I'm a big opponent of divorce. Why leave the nut you got for one you
don't know?"-- Loretta Lynn
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Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they
take your house and car.
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The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too
qualified for the job.
Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in
picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced
three times."
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness
was until I got married; and then it was too late."
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about
nothing (and then they marry him).
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Did You Know?
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.
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Former Education Secretary William Bennett attended a modern wedding
where the bride and groom pledged in their wedding vows to remain
together "as long as love shall last."
Bennett said, "I sent paper plates as my wedding gift."
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My soon-to-be ex-husband brought his girlfriend to divorce court this
week. I guess they figured she might as well know what to expect.
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