I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows
up. She said she wanted to be president of the United State some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I
asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you
would do?"
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
Her parents beamed, and said, "Welcome to the Democrat Party!"
Wow...what a worthy goal!" I told her. I continued, "But you don't
have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to
my house, mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay
you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the
homeless guy hangs out. You can give him the $50 to use toward food
and a new house.'
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight
in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do
the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
I smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents
still aren't speaking to me
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I took it from another group.
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DayTek
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