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| ::darkshadows:: (bat@cave.org) |
2009/03/29 23:28 |
quickies
"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then
having him catch his hand in the drill." -- Johnny Carson
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Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend
when the Dental Office will be closed.
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole
package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has
to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. -- Steven Wright
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Q: What time was the Vampire's dentist appointment?
A: Tooth-Hurty (2:30)
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