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HMO's
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the Pearly
Gates for admission to Heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify
themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric spine
surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities."
St. Peter said, " You can enter."
The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people
rehabilitate themselves."
St. Peter also invited him in.
The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO
manager and I helped people get cost-effective health care."
St. Peter said, "You can come in too."
As the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter quietly added, "But
you can only stay three days... After that you can go to hell.
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