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| ::darkshadows:: (bat@cave.org) |
2009/03/29 06:24 |
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Subject: Heart attack
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Date: Sun, 29 Mar 2009 07:24:05 -0500
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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass
surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of
nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how
he was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health
insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly. "Nuns are
not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replies, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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