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Subject: I'm Jewish
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I'm Jewish
An elderly man goes to confession and says to the priest,
"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11
grandchildren. I started taking Viagra and last night I had an affair
and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were
in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"Heck! I'm telling everybody!"
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