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Miserable Cold
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a
miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't
help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do
any good either.
On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a
hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all
the windows and stand in the draft.
"But Doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get
pneumonia."
"I know," said the physician, "I can cure pneumonia!"
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