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Quickies:
Sign seen on door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose?"
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Did you hear about the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind a bus.
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Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play.
One said, "Let's play doctor."
"Good idea." said the other. "You operate, and I'll sue."
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