| Medical Definitions |
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| ::darkshadows:: (bat@cave.org) |
2009/03/26 10:27 |
Medical Definitions
* Benign: What you be after you be eight.
* Artery: The study of paintings.
* Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
* Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
* Cesarean Section: .A neighborhood in Rome.
* Catscan: Searching for kitty.
* Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
* Colic: A sheep dog.
* Coma: A punctuation mark.
* D & C: Where Washington is.
* Dilate: To live long.
* Enema: Not a friend.
* Fester: Quicker than someone else.
* Fibula: A small lie.
* Genital: Non-Jewish person.
* G. I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
* Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
* Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
* Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
* Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
* Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
* Nitrates: Cheaper than day.
* Node: Was aware of.
* Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
* Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
* Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
* Post Operative: A letter carrier.
* Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
* Rectum: Darn near killed him.
* Secretion: Hiding something.
* Seizure: Roman emperor.
* Tablet: A small table.
* Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
* Tumor: More than one.
* Urine: Opposite of you're out.
* Varicose: Nearby, close by.
* Vein: Conceited
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