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| ::darkshadows:: (bat@cave.org) |
2009/03/24 08:02 |
"When I told my doctor that I couldn't afford an operation,
he offered to touch up my X rays." -- Henny Youngman
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Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"?
Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an
envelope and send it to someone. -- Jan King
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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made
of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a
woman?
It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.
-- Geri Jewell
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Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.
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