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Subject: Two little kids in a hospital
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Date: Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:32:58 -0500
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Did you hear about the two little kids in a hospital who were
lying next to each other? The first kid leans over and asked, "What
are you in here for?"
The second kid said," I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
little nervous."
The first kid said," You've got nothing to worry about, I had that
done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give
you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"
The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?"
The first kid responded, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision."
The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I
couldn't walk for a year!"
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